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Speaking of finding people attractive... since only four people decided to participate in the last post (and, in retrospect, it was a fairly stupid question), entire quotes have been included below. Oh and thanks for all your help (you lazy bunch of twats). Sincerely, The Yearbook Staff.

Peppermint Patty sez: "The first time I had sex with a girl...it would have been [Led Zeppelin's] "Tangerine." Or...ew, it might have been Edie Brickell, i'll have to think about it. Better yet, I won't."

The Milkman sez: "If memory serves [god, i've drunk too much this life] it was Miles Davis's album Kind of Blue."

Tina sez: "First Time: Collective Soul - "Run." From the acclaimed Dosage album. You may also remember it as the theme song to the James Vanderbeek film Varsity Blues. First Time in Frat House: Dave Matthews Band."

And finally, a story that has little to do with the question, and is probably better off for it...

Sheryl Swoopes sez: "I have never had a "first" of any kind to music. I do, however, have a related story to offer in support of such a noble cause:

One day during my junior year of college, MTV arrived on Columbia's campus to interview students about their musical preferences for intimate moments. This was a shining moment for me to do what I do best: make a complete fool of myself. I confidently declared that I enjoy having sex while listening to Outkast. Something about how "the beat makes me horny" or another equally stupid filler sentence. I thought this was hilarious at the time, not so when it showed up two weeks later on TRL for millions of tweens to laugh at."

Finally, for the record, I'm pretty sure I was listening to The Doors' "The Crystal Ship" the first time I did "It." Jesus, high school students have really shitty taste.